Green Mitten (Skit) lyrics
by Packy
[Packy, Moe-T, Jared, Other]
*Knocks on door*
You guys ready?
On the road again, I can't wait to be on the road again
Uh, I feel terrible
Yo, you guys seen my glasses out there?
No dude
f*ck bro, I can't find 'em
You got so much sh*t over there dude, all those cords and stuff, it's like the IT guy, man
Jared, get your life together
f*ck bro, I'm gonna so heated if I left them in the green room
They're, they're there somewhere dude
sh*t, they're not in my bag, God damn it, no
I feel terrible (f*ck)
Yup, they're gone, God damn it
Yo, they're there somewhere dude
Bro, I'm telling you, they're gone, they're gone
We gotta get going guys
Oh, f*ck my life, God damn it, of course I lose my f*cking sunglasses
Bro, your life, aww, Jared's life's so hard. He has the hardest life ever, on the road with all his friends on tour, doing what he loves to do, getting drunk every night, doing a bunch of drugs, having sex with random woman
It ain't easy being me
God damn
f*cking nut dude
Poor Jared