Alabaster Street lyrics
by The Left Rights
Roll up! Roll up! Roll down your windows
'cause guess what's coming; A hairy toe. Looking for your anus
All the people that you meet, here on Alabaster Street
They wank you with their feet!
Sole-ful, corny and discreet, here on Alabaster Street
They wank you with their feet!
Ooh!
They'll perform it with or without sweat socks
The extra bonus if there's lint on your c*ck!
Anal toeing with the elite, here on Alabaster Street
Your satisfaction: complete!
"Aw! Get some instep around it, love!
Come on, put a little elbow-grease in that foot!
Make it like the million-man march!
Ooh, nice rigid corns
Aw, ooh, saucy!"