Jack the Riffer lyrics

There once was a man
Who's name is Malf(?)
Who had
A big mirror on the shelf
He saw a reflection
And got an erection
And jumped into bed with himself

Yo! Everybody left and right
When I bust a rhyme
I got my ass
I'm like Jack the Riffer
Fart sniffer
Beg to differ
Oh, like jamaican bread
I'm the inspiration for Right said fred
c*cks
Five, six, and eight
Everybody gonna go and masturbate

Damn yeah! Pump that up!
Damn yeah! Pump that up!

Down
Left
Right
Y'all
Directions going all(?)