Eejit! lyrics

[Intro]
Hey Mr Tayto
Haha
Did you steal the soup?
I'm serious
This sh*t's gonna get darker than chocolate
HA!

[Verse 1 - Kori Mullan, Nicki Minaj]
Vroom!
I'm riding that f*cking tractor like
Boom!
Somebody call the landlord
Oop-
This mongrel is f*cking Irish
Haha, wait, b*tch you're English (Oop-)
Go and let out the hens
Wait-wait-wait
Go lick a cows tit!

[Chorus]
You are an eejit!
Girl, stop speaking Gaelic
You motherf*cking lame b*tch
Just admit you smell like sh*t
You are an eejit!
Girl, stop speaking Gaelic
You motherf*cking lame b*tch
Just admit you smell like sh*t
[Verse 2]
Hey Dermot, I mean Egghead
Don't come near me with that breath
Can I have your pot of gold?
You happy-go-lucky leprachaun
Watch your reaction when I spit in your Guiness
You alcoholic twat, but you'vе never got any twat
What would your Dad say knowing that you did all this?
f*cking pus*y
Dermot don't bе mad at Kori, be mad at the monarchy
I don't really know what your problem is, but I guarantee you don't want me to start
Dermot, you a pus*y, never gonna hurt me
Every chance you get, bet your weak ass won't address me
You think you're all it, but really, eat my sh*t
When the f*ck did all the alcoholics turn to Irish?
Everybody wanna kick it when you ain't a threat
Dermot doesn't like me 'cause he know I'll scrap his face

[Interlude - Kori Mullan, Nicki Minaj]
Go away from me man
Run away and live in Seskinore Forest and take a f*cking dog on a walk
Or I'll have you running like
[stuttering]
I'mma put her in a dungeon under, under
No, them birds ain't eating, they dying of hunger
[Hook]
Hyperventilating, running in a park
Hyperventilating, hiding in the grass
Hyperventilating, flying up to Mars
Hyperventilating, running out of class
Hyperventilating, running in a park
Hyperventilating, hiding in the grass
Hyperventilating, flying up to Mars
Hyperventilating, running out of class
Hahaha, you've really done it this time hoe

[Outro - Kori Mullan, Nicki Minaj]
Vroom!
I'm riding that f*cking tractor like
Boom!
Somebody call the landlord
Oop-
This mongrel is f*cking Irish
Haha, wait, b*tch you're English (Oop-)