Awesometown Theme Song lyrics
by The Lonely Island
[Intro: Spoken]
Since the beginning of time, mankind has searched for sanctuary from poverty, sickness and war
Just recently three young men found it
Welcome to Awesometown
[Chorus: All]
Come along with us!
Come along to Awesometown!
Come along with us!
And wipe away your frown!
(Roll call!)
[Verse 1: Andy, Akiva & Jorma]
Andy, Akiva
Jorma, Andy!
Akiva..
..Jorma
Andy!
And Jorma and Akiva!
[Chorus: All]
Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Give us all your trust!
And we will let you down!
(Dance break)
(Stop)
[Verse 2: Akiva, Andy & Jorma]
My name's Akiva, the brains of the group
If you have a problem I can solve it for you
My name's Andy and I play sports
I also enjoy building forts
My name is Jorma, motherf*cker, the sensitive one
Break your motherf*cking face with the butt of my gun!
Rip off your arms and break your legs with them
Spread your ass cheeks and stick my di*k in them!
[Outro: All]
Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Fun times are a must!
In Awesometown!!!