Brooklyn Zoo II (Tiger Crane) lyrics

[Intro]
One two, one two -- you taping this?
All types of sh*t yo let that sh*t ride
Word to mother, turn up the microphone!
Get all that good sh*t, get all that good sh*t [one two, one two]
One two, one two, one two... one two
Now n*ggas know
sh*t, yo yo check this out, check this joint
This is strictly for the radio, yo
I just want all y'all to know
The reason why I curse is because my momma and my daddy
They grew up cursin'
So please respect my style, please!

[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty bast*rd]
I'll grab the mic and I will damage you
Cut your whole staminu
Ohh, ssssh*t, nahh
I'll grab the mic and now I damage ya, cut your whole stamina
Here comes the medical examinuh
One verse then you out for the count
Bring the ammonia make sure he sniffs... the right amount
Ya yo, I'm sorry, un-gah-e-gas-e-ya

I'll grab the mic and now I damage you, cut your whole stamina
Here comes the medical examiner
One verse then you're out for the count
Bring the ammonia, make sure he sniff the right amount
Wake you up and then I ask you
How do you attend this --
Competition to get an asssss kickin sooooo tremendous, RARRH!
You shouldn't bother this
Leave me alone like a son, he'll be fatherless!
I got the Asiatic flow mixed with disco
Roll up on the scene like the Count of Monte Crisco
And MCs start to vanish
I rolled up on a jet black kid the n*gga started speaking spanish
Yo! You wasn't from Panama!
I asked you how you get so f*cking dark, you said, "Suntanama!"
You responded so fast, you made me laugh
Ha-ha-ha, HARARRRH scared your ass!
Kick the hundred strongest rhymes, then I brought out the punk in him
Roll up with the strong 5 Deadly Venoms
Told YOU! Enter the Wu-Tang!
Witness the Shaolin slang, that crush any sh*t you bring
I watch your ass take a big fall, why?!
My Main Source is like a friendly game of stickball
And as you step up to Batman, I play the Riddler
You try to jew me for my n*gga I'll change to Hitler
I'll go out like a Nazi
Wish your f*ckin' ass stayed home and play Yahtzee!
Or watchin' Happy Days sweating Poxie
With Ralphie and Cunningham, Joni and Chachi
[Interlude: Ghostface Killah]
Yo Unique, yo kid
Check this sh*t out! Yo, yo

[Verse 2: Ghostface Killah]
Ninety-five n*ggas is wasted, keystone capered
And Wu kept the rap fiends basted
Foaming out the mouthpiece, heads blown like yeast
Murderously I do shows and perform in Greece
It's not magic, gaming is the gadget
World classic big national hot tracks geographics
Lampin' in my own zone, my physical show
Inhale bones Tony Stark, for the diamond in Rome
He's convincing, labelled one man rap convention
The n*gga that'll gun down, eighty Frenchmen
Lead vocalist, music specialist, rap arsonist
I deal with sharpness plus spark the hardest individual
I plant crimes inside vocals
My rap's like my passport, my life's my proof
Hit the sunroof, be out like a wandering dream
Settle and get startled off the verbal hygiene, my n*gga

[Sample of Damage]
[Sample of Baby C'mon]
[Sample of Brooklyn Zoo]
[Sample of Drunk Game (Sweet Sugar Pie)]
[Sample of The Stomp]
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol' Dirty bast*rd, Brooklyn Zoo!
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol' Dirty bast*rd, Brooklyn Zoo!
What?!! My nuh
Shame on you when you step through to
The Ol' Dirty bast*rd, Brooklyn Zoo
Shame on you when you step through to
The Ol' Dirty bast*rd, Brooklyn Zoo
To the West Coast!
To the East Coast!
To the North Coast
To the South
When you take North, East, West, South
Put it all together and it spell news!
Then you got the ol' rhythm, bast*rd blues
And ya don't stop
So keep your sh*t, motherf*cker (f*cker, f*cker)

[Live concert]
Word up, louder
Represent, how do we do?
Please everybody
Yo #1 is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthaf*ckin' house?
Yeah!!
Man, come on man with that bullsh*t
Is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthaf*ckin' house?
f*ck is goin on, n*ggas from Brooklyn don’t f*ckin scream like that
n*ggas don’t yell like that
Motherf*ckers is the Brooklyn Zoo in the motherf*ckin' house?
sh*t, is Uptown in the motherf*ckin' house?
Hehehe, hehehe
Yo, f*ck that sh*t
Is my black n*ggas and n*ggarettes in the motherf*cker house?
sh*t is live here at the Two man
But yo, what I can't understand man, a n*gga gotta get drunk
Ol' Dirty I got my Brooklyn Zoo n*ggas here tonight
YouknowhatI'msayin?
These n*ggas ain’t no motherf*cker joke
When Ol' Dirty bast*rd records
What the f*ck is down
Gimme some love n*gga
What these n*ggas?
Yo, check it out, yo
I’m a get busy for y'all n*ggas and n*ggarettes tonight
YouknowhatI'msayin, but
A n*gga is sober as a priest, a n*gga gotta get drunk first
So y'all keep continuing this phat sh*t
I wanna give nuff respect to everybody that’s coming here doing this sh*t
You know what I'm saying
'Cause my man, the Bandit over here
He gonna have sh*t goin for ya
On the real side baby
n*ggas gotta go
Keep it real, n*ggas gonna get drunk, n*ggas gotta go
Like I can really f*ck a n*gga up sh*t
When you drunk, all you can see is f*cking light man
That’s all I know , that’s all I see
Let me move the f*ck over here
Yo yo, these n*ggas straight jacket and sh*t
I give nothin' but respect to n*ggas that got out here man
You know what I'm.saying
n*ggas coming into this rap game and sh*t
And motherf*ckers actually think this f*cking rap game is a f*cking joke!
Let me explain to y'all about how the f*ck rap is
See rap to me, is like my b*tch, right, my b*tch
She f*cking up a n*gga, and I get mad and I wanna kill the b*tch and I wanna kill the n*gga
See this is how we must step up to the motherf*ckin' microphone