Brentalfloss’ Minecraft Song lyrics

Welcome to the land of Minecraft
Where anything your mind can think can be real
No matter if you're grown or a tiny child
You're sure to divine its timeless appeal

So go invent your perfect world, you don't have to ask for help
If it exists inside your heart, you can build it all yourself
It's so much more extensive than it seems
In Minecraft, children build the stuff of dreams

Like a giant p*nis
Or a rose-colored giant p*nis
Or a golden giant p*nis
Or a "thataway!" giant p*nis

Or a sparkly giant p*nis
Or a festive giant p*nis
Or a flat talking giant p*nis
Or a flat non-talking giant p*nis

Or a purple giant p*nis
Or a suddenly alerted p*nis
Or a non-wheelchair accessible p*nis
Or ju-just the actual word p*nis, okay

Or a small but important p*nis
Or a puppy bear with a yellow p*nis
Or a person who just is a p*nis
Or a giraffe
Minecraft