Donald Trump’s di*k lyrics

You plan to ban a whole religion from our borders
But please tell us all about your di*k
You wanna reinstate waterboarding and torture
But please tell us all about your di*k

Why wouldn't we put our trust in you?
When clearly every other thing you said was true
I mean, right?

You would tank the economy and raise gas prices
But please, go on about your di*k
You said you want to kill the innocent families of ISIS
But oh, let's fawn about your di*k

Why wouldn't we believe that you're large and proud?
Especially when you went to the trouble of saying it out loud
'Cause that just logically follows key change

The dead founding fathers can't help but toss and turn
But please clarify about your di*k
You'd nuke Antarctica just to watch it burn
But please, don't deny it's all the di*k

And when we look back and wonder why
The world's on fire underneath the black sky
We'll think as we rummage for food at the dump
And realize it started with President Trump
But please tell us all
And don't forget to elaborately describe your balls
Yes, please tell us all about your di*k

It's short and it's skinny and it looks like a stick