Banjo-Kazooie with Lyrics lyrics
by brentalfloss
Knock on the screen
Giggle with glee
Banjo-Kazooie
A-one, two, three, four
He's a bear who wears a necklace
Sorta sweet and sorta reckless
Wears a bag and doesn't hide it
Keeps a little bird inside it
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Kazooie
Here's a witch they call Gruntilda
Strong resemblance to Broom-Hilda
Kidnaps Banjo's sister Tooty
With a plan to steal her beauty
I want to play Banjo-Kazooie
This is Kazooie, she can talk with bird words
This little backpack's full of her bird turds
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo, Banjo, Banjo and Kazooie
This guy is Mumbo, he can make you big or little
From what I hear, he plays the xylophone and fiddle
Play that fiddle, play that fiddle
I could go for a McGriddle
Here we got a bird with small but smart legs
Kinda funny how she coughs and farts eggs
Both of her holes have eggs coming out
That can't be healthy
Play that f*cking fiddle, Mumbo
Play that f*cking fiddle, Mumbo
Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Kazooie
Play that f*cking fiddle, Mumbo
Play that f*cking fiddle, Mumbo
I want to play Banjo-Kazooie
Fight with a carrot, kick it with a turtle choir
Banjo's a bear with questionable day attire
Is she a parrot? My brain is on fire
Banjo-Kazooie
Ooh-delally
Banjo-Kazooie, what a f*cking game
Ow