Texas Sucks (And So Do You) lyrics

I cannot do drumfills
Rev only lives in texas, because he likes cowboys and leather chaps
And that is the only reason he lives there, true facts

And he also uh, he also uh like went to the anal rodeo
And that's a thing cause i invented it
And rev would be there
Cause that's the place he belongs

TEXAS SUCKS AND SO DO YOU
SUCKING di*k IS WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO
REV LIKES c*m IN HAS FACE
I HATE THAT STATE
I HATE TEXAS

But i'll give you guys credit on one thing
You guys make some mean barbeque, but that's it