I Bribed Santa Clause to Not Give You Any Presents lyrics
by Vargskelethor
YEARGH I BRIBED SANTA TO NOT GIVE YOU ANY PRESENTS THIS YEAR
REV WILL BE WITHOUT PRESENTS
THIS CHRISTMAS TIME
CAUSE HE'S A di*kASS
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY
CAUSE SANTA CLAUSE IS MAKING YOU DIE
I AM FRIENDS WITH SANTA CLAUSE
AND THIS CHRISTMAS YOU WILL GET NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
NO PRESENTS
NO CHRISTMAS NO GIFT
NO LEGO
FOR YOU
WITHOUT PRESENTS
CHRISTMAS WILL BE sh*t