Mickey’s di*k Smasher Theme Song (di*kie Mouse) lyrics

[Unused Intro]
Hello, everybody! It's me, Mickey Mouse!

Hello, Pluto! Do you want to die?
Do you wanna have your as*h*le completely destroyed
By the... the forces of God?

Hey, woohoo, Pluto!
It's not Mickey Mouse, but it's good enough!

Anyway, let's not get sued
So, let's not call it Disney, it's b*tchney
f*ck, I mean! Sorry, kids!
Mickey Mouse on that fent
He's been swearing

Anyway, you're all going to die
Sorry, I'm laughing 'cause I'm crying
'Cause all the, all the…

[Only Verse]
People die
DAMN! DAMN! I'm Mickey Mouse!
DAMN! DAMN! I'm di*kie Mouse!

I'm gonna smash that ASS
But get that galaxy gas!
I'm Mickey Mouse, I'm Mickey Mouse
I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting fed!
You're on the di*k smasher
You're on the di*k smasher, potato smasher
On your balls, on your balls
Why did you f*ck up... to this park?

[Unused Outro]
DAMN, b*tch!