Boner lyrics

You know what they say
You know what to do
It is time, time to screw
Skeleton di*k
Holy sh*t
My boner fell off

Bonely mess
With zero guess
How do you bone
With no thing of your own

Poor excuse to write a song
To sing about skeletal dong

Heavy metal skeleton thunder
The boner once sat
To my parts down under

I will take it back
Whoever took it I will smack


A quest has begun
This isn't fun
I need it back
Or I will attack
I need to pee
Can't you see
I need my boner
Its mine, I am the owner
Heavy metal skeleton thunder
The boner once sat
To my parts down under