Funny Bones lyrics

Hey its time for some jokes
(Get off the stage)
Ey, why did the skeleton, uh, not rob the bank?
(f*ck you, that's why)
He did not have the guts (f*ck you)

Ey, why are skeletons so calm
(f*ck you)
Because nothing gets under their skin
(Aaaaa, get off the stage)
Uhh, what did the skeleton order at the resturaunt?
(Unfun-- Unfunny)
Spare ribs

Why, what did the order, what did the skeleton do
Um, He died
(Augh)
[sparse clapping]
(f*ck you, H-how am I clapping with no skin)
(BREEEGH)

(Hey, Take this, you f*cker!)
[glass shatters]
AAAAAA, AAAAAA
[clapping]
(he's bleebing)
[rimshot]