Skeleton Planet lyrics
by Vargskelethor
[Verse 1]
Deep in the cosmos
There is a dark star
Where every skeleton plays a mean guitar
A planet shaped like a skull
Burning and aflame
But there's no need to worry
They're too busy with a f*cking name
[Interlude]
Meanwhile on Skeleton Planet
[Verse 2]
Can't decide a name for our Skeleton Planet
Is is "Skeletron"?
Or maybe "Bonerbaijan"?
Can't decide a name for our Bonely Home
Maybe we can call it "Skelеton Rome"?
No that's even dumbеr
Gotta think of something first
Nameing our goddamn planet, this is the f*cking worst
How about "Spooktune"?
How about "Bonemoon"?
How about something that doesn't sound like it was written in one afternoon?
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
How about something that doesn't suck?
How about something that doesn't get us stuck?
Wait, guys, I have an idea
Wait, let's call it "Space Korea"
[Outro]
No dammit, that's the dumbest one yet