Born To sh*t (Forced To Wipe) lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's all sh*ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh*ts
Yeah, I like making NFTs, non-flushable turds
I pretended to be a dumb b*tch for too long
Now I don't know how to stop
I like my coffee like I like my metal
Up my own ass

[Chorus]
Born to sh*t, I'm forced to wipe
Oh, they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
Born to sh*t, I'm forced to wipe
I don't care if it smells, I'll wipe when I feel like it
Yeah

[Verse 2]
My body's a machine that turns ice cream into diarrhea
Last time someone called me a pus*y, I cried for three hours
It's past my bedtime to all the haters saying
I'll get nowhere In life, you were freaking right

[Pre-Chorus]
The devil sh*ts when a good guy farts
Can I get a happy meal with fries instead of apples
Don't turn off the lights, I'm afraid of the dark
[Chorus]
Born to sh*t, I'm forced to wipe
Oh, they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
Born to sh*t, I'm forced to wipe
I don't care if it smells, I'll wipe when I feel like it

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
We all have our own opinions
But deodorant is delicious and that's a fact
Yeah I've got IBS, Itchy Balls
I wipe my ass just, so I can, sh*t my pants again
Because I was born to sh*t and forced to wipe