Sex in Minecraft (Track 1) lyrics

[Verse 1]
Creeper pus*y, oh so nice
Green block as*h*le, tight like paradise
Pickaxe my di*k till it explodes
Playing Minecraft and swallowing loads
Jumped on the bed and spam in chat
I'm gonna c*m I'm gonna splat
Minecraft roleplay on the server tonight
When I find a diamond, I get so tight

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, ooh I jump, I jump on the bed
Aughh, we're having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, yeah we jump, we jump on the bed

[Verse 2]
Build a p*nis out of brick
Then I'll make a TNT di*k
I'll blow it up and jump some more
On the Minecraft server I am a whore
Scream into the mic like a demon
In the Minecraft world I drown in semen
There's something wrong in my head
Doesn't matter as I f*ck in my shed
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, ooh I jump, I jump on the bed
Aughh, we're having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, yeah we jump, we jump on the bed

[Outro]
Minecraft, Minecraft
Dig, dig, dig
Minecraft, Minecraft
Dig, dig, dig
Sex

[Guitar Solo & Various Sound Effects]