Anteater, Blender, Butthole lyrics
by Bo Burnham
Anteater, blender, butthole:
these words know what they’re doing.
What does a blender do?
Blend.
What does an anteater do?
Eat ants.
What’s a butthole?
A hole in your butt.
Carpet, manslaughter, folklore.
These words suck.
What is a carpet?
No idea.
What is manslaughter?
It’s actually slaughtering men or women. Misleading.
What is folklore?
A bunch of folks doing lore? What the f*ck is lore?
Absolute nonsense.
We need more words like toothbrush.