Masturbitosis lyrics

I’m the sexiest eukaryote alive.
My mitochondria are so big and powerful.
Look at my f*cking Golgi apparatus.
I f*cking love it. Yeah, that’s it, Golgi.
Keep pinching off lysosomes for me.
I got such a sexy shade of cytoplasm
and my f*cking vacuoles mmmmmmm!
Don’t get me started,
oh my f*ckkkinnggggmmmmmmmm.
f*ck, I can feel it in my nucleus.
It feels so f*cking good.
Oh my god. I’m gonna make myself…
I’m gonna…
f*cking Golgi!
f*ck!
I’m gonna…….
I’mmm gonnnnnnnnaaaa