[Intro]
Them man come from a different town or a city
Me, I'm from a different planet
But they wanna clash, I repeat, they wanna clash but the lickle pum pums can't hack it
Man know me, I cause damage, Afghan's way too savage
Me and them man used to mix that grime and garage now its like they're talking Spanish, Jesus
[Verse 1]
Bare man try sending for me 'cause they know Danny Martin's hot topic
But I'm an artist not an MC, I make music di*khead, now please just stop it
Afghan Dan's on top sitting in the top spot, can't get knocked off it
Man are like "well, why's he on BG?", 'cause when I spit a 16 I made profit
YouTube money, Afghan's getting that YouTube cash
Them man over there, they're just gassed but I don't wanna 'er about that
Let's talk facts, them boy can't get past
Can't cope with the impact, got big bars likkle boy when the likkle flow gets smashed
Like what a beat, I got panache, Hashtag gassed
Them man over there just gassed up
Tell a man straight, you need to catch up
If not, go grab your sh*t, get packed up
Afghan Dan's number one that's fact look
If you don't like me that's fine, you can either love me or hate me
Marmite Business, but I'm still rated
That's why most of the DJs play me
Afghan Dan, I am a boss, them likkle c*ckroaches got squashed
Jumped in my spaceship lifted it off, they got left behind now they're all p*ssed off
But it is what it is, it is what it is
I said it is what it is
I'll just carry on taking the p*ss like this in my vids, and I'm sat back pulling in quids
[Hook]
Don't chat sh*t lad
Walking like you're bad
Don't chat sh*t lad
Talking like you trap
Don't chat sh*t lad
Think you're balling and
Don't chat sh*t lad
Don't chat sh*t lad
Walking like you're bad
Don't chat sh*t lad
Talking like you trap
Don't chat sh*t lad
Think you're balling and
Don't chat sh*t lad
[Verse 2]
Blah blah blah, don't chat sh*t
Ay, yo, pus*yhole, don't chat sh*t
I don't wanna hear no more
See you in a bit mate yeah, making me snore
Too many man thinking they're active, they must be distracted
If you're in a sh*t place, try do something about it
"Married to the roads" I doubt it
It's your life, always one be around it
You just gotta figure out sh*t
So stop thinking you're bad and stop thinking you can trap, because you ain't about it
Man's got a di*k yeah, but he ain't found it
Acting like a b*tch boy, stop clowning
It's your life, man don't have to do nothing, if he don't really wanna
So don't chat sh*t nah, if you chat sh*t, you're a gonner
You don't wanna do that brudda
Man say you don't wanna do that brudda
Gal say you don't wanna do that brudda, brudda
I aim to the top when I spit
I'm an MC, course I'm taking the p*ss
And I'll just carry on taking the p*ss like this in my vids, and I'm sat back pulling in quids
[Hook]
Don't chat sh*t lad
Walking like you're bad
Don't chat sh*t lad
Talking like you trap
Don't chat sh*t lad
Think you're balling and
Don't chat sh*t lad
I say don't chat sh*t lad
Walking like you're bad
Don't chat sh*t lad
Talking like you trap
Don't chat sh*t lad
Think you're balling and
Don't chat sh*t lad