Half Dozen Big Black Guys (Fireflies Parody) lyrics

[Verse 1]
I could not believe my eyes
When half dozen big black guys
Crept in my room as I was trying to sleep
They were in their underwear
Their black c*cks they planned to share
Afterwards my as*h*le was beyond repair

[Hook]
They made me get down on my knees
And said "Hey cracker, blow me"
I've never seen six other guys who pack so much dark meat
Their baggy jeans were bursting at the seams

[Verse 2]
These half dozen big black thugs
They used their black di*ks like plugs
They held me down and then pulled down my pants
A black c*ck above my head, a shotgun beneath my bed
If I could reach it, they'd be f*cking dead

[Hook]
They made me get down on my knees
And said "Hey cracker, blow me"
I've never seen six other guys who pack so much dark meat
Their baggy jeans were bursting at the seams
(With big black meat)
[Bridge]
They took a break to smoke some crack
(My ass will explode I fear)
They teabagged me with their ballsacks
(My ass will explode I fear)
Made me bend down and grab my feet
(My ass will explode I fear)
They were inside me two feet deep

[Verse 3]
These half dozen big black guys
Their black c*cks were supersized
My old rectum then begun to swell (begun to swell)
They blasted my big brown star
I know this sounds bizarre
This black gang rape was starting to get me hard

[Hook]
They made me get down on my knees
And said "Hey cracker, blow me"
I've never seen six other guys who pack so much dark meat
Their baggy jeans were bursting at the seams
They made me get down on my knees
And said "Hey cracker, blow me"
I've never seen six other guys who pack so much dark meat
Their baggy jeans were bursting at the seams