Van Helsing - ואן הלסינג lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah
[?] so many sh*t you had to [?]
pus*y
What's your favorite number? mine's 69
Ya Ya Ya Ya

[Chorus]
And I'm a killer van helsing b*tches on the taxi (b*tches on the taxi)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Come and catch)
Super modle X-O, 'fore we met Lesbo
You wanna be real (Wanna be real)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Wanna be real)
You wanna be, real (Real real real) (Ya Ya Ya)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Real real real) (Ya Ya Ya Ya)
You Wanna be (Real real real real real)

[Verse 1]
Ya Ya Ya Ya
I'm like a collectible harley
I sip kriss farley
Bears by dre audio, gnarly
Sheen Charlie I go crazy on the air
I call my di*k Bob Marley, rastas pubic hair
Lex luger...sweet dreams fready kruger
I got our mom in my bed she a Freddy Kruger
Jew unit I rap is-real
She be callin' me launch cause my di*k happy meal
Mic checka' first verse wrecka'
Muslim b*tch praying to my di*k like it's mecca
Big mack you a micky d's clown
Scratch your mybach's with your burger king crown
It's my town, ex IDF soldier
M-16 to your BMF shoulder
World Order, middle east fool
Murda, cause your done JA Rule
pus*y
[Chorus]
And I'm a killer van helsing b*tches on the taxi (b*tches on the taxi)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Come and catch)
Super modle X-O, 'fore we met Lesbo
You wanna be real (Wanna be real)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Wanna be real)
You wanna be, real (Real real real)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Wanna be real)
You Wanna be (Real real real real real)

[Verse 2]
SkyDaMac king kong killah
Put my pants down big hose nargila (hookah)
Freaky ronzilla mega f*cking monster
Big di*k tracy nega f*cking gangstar
Mega webstar mega mothaf*ckin' MC
Mega bow tie on my di*k cause it's fancy
But nasty, Israel's best
I'll be Ichiban real inna the place f*ck the rest
Club banger driving hoes crazy
"Stick shift" in her ass driving miss daisy
What? is-real no fake
I'm a real jewish superstar f*cka ask Drake
I'm an IDF soldier no chance
I'll be killing mc's like jihad on the fence
Chuck Norris, i'll be fighting terror
Bust a cap in your dome i'll sign it New era
pus*y
[Chorus]
And I'm a killer van helsing b*tches on the taxi (b*tches on the taxi)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Come and catch)
Super modle X-O 'fore we met Lesbo
You wanna be real (Wanna be real)
You wanna be real come and catch me (Real real real)
You wanna be, real (Real real real)
You wanna be real come and catch me
You Wanna be (Real real real real real)

[Verse 3]
Man I don't give a f*ck about you
I'm Israeli
More Jewish props than Bar Refaeli
This is my dilemma nelly kelly
Not enough phones to hold the b*tches on my telle
SkyDaMac I'm a king kong killah
Never got shot never been no f*cking drug dealla
Rick Ross i'mma give you 2 pills
One for staying fake and one Is-real
Illuminati mafia the devils godson
How can you be J hova? i'm the jewish God, son!
f*ck that, I went too far
I don't have money I don't have a nice car
All i do is rap and about real things
I'm A jewish white dude
I'm the one thar sells you "bling bling"
f*ck that i'm realer than most
I have no cheese but i'm realer than toast
I had a a f*cking gun
I did f*cking use it
But when that sh*t pops, it's sounds better than your music
Hah, She, Montana
Red stains on your shirt bloods bandanna
Santana, pass the f*cking guitar
I wanna smack that pus*y in his head like a ritarde
Or a f*cking see tar
His f*cking moroccan
I'll go Dwayne Johnson on his ass, rockin'
[Bridge]
Now let me ask you something real quick
How the f*ck can you rap while you puff daddy's di*k
Now let me ask you something real quick
How the f*ck can you rap while you puff daddy's di*k (Puff daddy's di*k)
pus*y

[Outro]
(Puff puff puff daddy's di*k)
(why you suck, puff puff daddy's di*k)
(why you suck, puff puff daddy's di*k)
How the f*ck can you rap while you puff daddy's di*k
(Puff puff daddy's di*k)
It's a bad boy
Bad bad bad boy